The Electronic Contraceptive by Chad S Sides
In this world so few parents take a bit of notice
Though everyone around them is rubbed as raw as meat
Their whiney little angels pouting for a brand new toy
Throwing balls at passing traffic and playing in the street
The perfect acting child that couldn't be an addict
Shooting up their arms then shooting teachers off their feet
Their elders none the wiser for in an easy chair
There's obsessive psycho lovers they prefer to meet
We must learn the secrets of the lower human race
Lusting for a relative while cheating on a spouse
Showing off their surgeries as if something grand
Plastic faces plastic chests larger than a house
These images can grab the brains like zombies at their meals
The viewers stare motionless quiet as a mouse
Hypnotizing parents who aren't bringing up their kids
Maybe we can find a way to use it for our good
These self same angel makers still combine their DNA
Tucking kids to bed with winks as if they understood
Where pills and little covers fail for lack of proper use
An anesthetic for the mind might work where none of that stuff could
Create the plots that they must see to put on late at night
With characters more interesting than ordinary lives
A little move revealing for more exciting stimulation
For the men a plastic girl more seductive than their wives
Romantics for the ladies with chiseled abs and faces
For the young adrenaline boosts with explosions guns and knives
Don't miss a beat you'll be behind don't watch this with your family
Lay in bed you're working hard you deserve a little rest
Keep up with the crowd you know everyone is watching
Check your knowledge later with a little on line test
No need to rouse that spouse they'll only pose distractions
And no more worries in the crib they'll only be a pest
Increase your viewing options for the premium selection
And don't let critics change your mind for you know what is best